Brady: I'm not jumping on her. I'm jumping over her. Me: That would mean your feet don't touch her. Brady: Oh...
Maddie: Come up Bubba, it will be fun! I promise. Brady: NO!!! Get down, you're going to break your head. Maddie: Really...ok, that was kinda scary.
Me: Get out! Can you not see I'm trying to take a bath? Brady: I just want to ask you something. Me: What? Brady: Can I go plug in my spy watch so it will be charging up? Me: YES! GO! Maddie: Can I go pee pee? Me: ........sure.
Maddie: Let's cut paper up into itty bitty tiny pieces and sprinkle it all over the floor and pretend it's snow! Brady: No, I am going to go ask mom, for the 20th time, if I can play a game at pbskids.org.
Me: Quit jumping on the bed!!! Maddie: Ooookaay. 2 minutes later... Me: Get off the bed!!! Maddie: I'm not jumping, just bouncing.
I cracked myself up writing this. And if you know my kids very well, hopefully you had a good chuckle too. On another note, I made chicken noodle soup for the first time today. IT WAS AMAZING! I am so proud of myself and I got that wonderful "feeling" like I had accomplished something great. LOL! I guess I need to cook more often.